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Let Gore uncover Venus' warming

As explained in the Daily Herald, it seems that Venus and Earth were virtual twins at one time many years ago.

Over time as Venus went through changes, its oceans disappeared and the climate became much warmer.

There is an easy explanation for these unnatural, catastrophic events. Clearly, it was the ancient Venusians who started the chain of events millions of years ago by driving their automobiles irresponsibly and having an industrial infrastructure which carelessly made Venus the economic superpower in the solar system.

I'll wager that if we sent an investigative team to the planet, it would certainly find old tires, fenders, etc., from a bygone industrial dynasty that collapsed upon its own prosperity.

This team should be headed by one Al Gore who no doubt will find some evidence that the US is responsible somehow and could have been averted had we signed the Kyoto Treaty.

To finally learn that the internal combustion engines that destroyed Venus were not first invented by humans is certainly a shock.

Chuck Guy

Elk Grove Village

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